so many little things

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purple silk from Morocco

So many little things to report:

a) I did my one good deed today…I found a little stuffed animal sheep on the sidewalk when I was out for my morning jaunt.  I thought to myself, “Hey Assie, this must be an early Easter gift that someone just lost.  How sad.” Then I looked ahead and saw about 3-5 blocks in the far off distance a woman with a stroller.  I decided that there was maybe a 65% chance that the sheep belonged to her kid so I might as well try and return the animal to them.  Sure enough it was theirs and the mother/nanny/friend was sooooooooooo grateful.  I felt like the shiz-nat.

b.) I had a garbage man say good morning to me today outside of Jeremy’s clothing store.  This was momentous because 1.) he didn’t say good morning to the people in front of me and 2.) I was hidden behind my hat and looked deathly so he must have made an extra special effort to produce his greeting.

c.) I made the following recipe today in an effort to try and use some semi-expired yogurt that had never been opened.  IT IS  SO TASTY (and moist, although I don’t like to use the word moist too often)!!  The taste is reminiscent of Intermezzo’s bread and Emily’s sweet pizza dough.  Love it.

Courtesy of Stonyfield Farm

Ingredients
1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup butter, melted
2 large eggs, beaten
1 cup plain Stonyfield Farm Yogurt
1/2 cup honey
1 teaspoon dried dill
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon dried tarragon
Directions
Preheat oven to 350°F. Shift the flours, baking powder, baking soda and salt together into a large bowl. In another bowl, beat the cooled butter, eggs, yogurt and honey until frothy; add the herbs and beat again. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients; pour the liquid mixture into the well and stir with a wooden spoon until thoroughly blended. Pour into a lightly greased 8×4-inch bread pan and bake for 40 – 50 minutes.
Yields
1 loaf

d.) I have my confirmation number for a ham.  How often do you have a confirmation number for ham?

Author: Ali Carras

At a very young age I lost site of my mom in a local grocery store in Boulder, Colorado. I did, however, have the smarts to go to the customer service counter. The kind woman at the counter asked "What is your name little girl?" My reply: "Assi." The woman gave me a look like, "Are you playing with me you little devil?" but she proceeded to blast on the loudspeaker the "We have a lost Assi at the front of the store." Customers throughout the store gagged and giggled, but my mom knew exactly who the woman was referring to: the mullet haired little girl with a tongue too big for her mouth, wearing a leotard, skirt, tights, and jelly shoes (with florescent green laces in them...even though they didn't need the laces). A shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing. I am pleased to report that today I am able to fully pronounce Allison (aka Ali), but the Assi pseudonym has always stuck, evolving into Aszi. As for the shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing? Some things never change. I have closed my comments due to mass amounts of spam that no filter could ever control. Feel free to contact me abeckord [at] gmail.com!

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