In addition to eating out at least 23985923532987 times a year, I deem that it is required that everyone “slip ‘n slide” at least once every summer for as many years as your bones will take it.
And I’m not talking about just watching kids slip ‘n slide. I’m talking about actually going for it yourself, even if before your first run you think to yourself “I hope I don’t break my arm because I need to use it for an important job this weekend” or even if your top accidentally falls off mid run…it is all ok. It is good for your spirit. Just try it, you’ll see. And if you are really afraid, maybe get a taste for the water first.
Yes, my body hurt like heck the next day and I only did the slip ‘n slide like 5 times in a matter of 10 minutes but it was one of the best times I’ve had all summer. And I didn’t break my arm.
Author: Ali Carras
At a very young age I lost site of my mom in a local grocery store in Boulder, Colorado. I did, however, have the smarts to go to the customer service counter. The kind woman at the counter asked "What is your name little girl?" My reply: "Assi." The woman gave me a look like, "Are you playing with me you little devil?" but she proceeded to blast on the loudspeaker the "We have a lost Assi at the front of the store." Customers throughout the store gagged and giggled, but my mom knew exactly who the woman was referring to: the mullet haired little girl with a tongue too big for her mouth, wearing a leotard, skirt, tights, and jelly shoes (with florescent green laces in them...even though they didn't need the laces). A shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing. I am pleased to report that today I am able to fully pronounce Allison (aka Ali), but the Assi pseudonym has always stuck, evolving into Aszi. As for the shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing? Some things never change.
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